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Good Catholic Schoolboys Don’t Stutter, Bad Catholic Schoolboys Get The Lash
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Title: Good Catholic Schoolboys Don’t Stutter, Bad Catholic Schoolboys Get The Lash
Author: siriuslyyellow
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): Bruce/Joker, Nolanverse, AU, important female OC, slash, het, angst, cursing, violence, sex, pedo, S&M, rape, abuse, and some fucked-up religious shit.
Spoilers: Batman Begins and The Dark Knight. I don’t really think there’s any spoilers, but you know, just to be safe!
Word Count: 4,826
Challenge: mayphoenix, Bruce/Joker, candles, seduction, toothbrush, "I read somewhere once that the decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial in any love story -- it changes the relationship of two people much more strongly than even the final surrender, because this kiss already has within it that surrender."
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the Batman series, Batman Begins, or The Dark Knight. Obviously. There’d be more hot gay S&M sex if I had any say in the matter! ^_____^** The dialogue line is a quote from Emil Ludwig, although I have zero idea the context in which it was said. ^.^;;
Beta Acknowledgement: kowaiyoukai, thank you so much for all your help on this! It really wouldn’t be as good without your input! ^__^*
Summary: The Joker attends a Catholic school where the head nun abuses him. Then a new student transfers in, and everything changes.
A/N: This fic is for the December ’08 round of bjts_monthlyfic. First off, my apologies for how late this is! I kept trying to improve it, and it needs a bunch more work, but this version is not bad, and it’s so late that I just wanted to turn it in. Sorry! Anywho, so, yeah. This dialogue line is e-fucking-normous! And it doesn’t sound like someone’s actually saying it. It sounds more like part of an essay or something. Because of that, I could only think of having someone read it aloud out of a book. So really, you all have mayphoenix to blame for this being AU, not me! -.-;; I hope you like this fic, mayphoenix, I know it’s weird, but I tried my best! (It probably doesn’t help that I just finished reading the non-fiction book “Switching Time” by Dr. Richard Baer.) ^-^;; I tried to incorporate some lines from TDK where I thought they’d fit. I also used the idea that the Joker is the Joker because of Batman. Anyway, that’s sorta what I was going for, a different explanation of how it all went down. It all ended up way longer and more involved than I thought it would, lol. Enjoy! ^__^*

Good Catholic Schoolboys Don’t Stutter, Bad Catholic Schoolboys Get The Lash


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